Creepy Collectibles - Bad Wig Ken

When I was a kid, Barbie had a normal-looking boyfriend with normal-looking molded plastic hair.

What the hell is going on?



Granted, he's only $19.95. But still...

This Ken has "sculpted arms and a lustrous mane of dark hair."

ick!!!

Every self-respecting girl and woman on the planet knows that her man should not have better hair than she does. Barbie needs to find a new (read - straight) boyfriend.

Creepy Collectibles - Be Happy

This doll is named Adora Belle Bea Happy.

Get it? Adorable be happy

(Excuse me while I pewke.)



For only $99.95 (plus shipping and handling), you can own this posable doll who has her own worry doll. Check out the groovin' shoes, leg warmers, and "fun mop top hair."

All four of the original Mop Tops are rolling over in their graves - even the two who still walk among us.