What I want to be when I grow up

A backup singer for George Clinton/Parliament/Funkadelic/P-Funk All-Stars

I would get to be on a stage with a singer/guitarist who wears a diaper, even though he is close to 60 and not in shape (unless you consider "round" a shape).

I would get to wear essentially a black one-piece bathing suit, covered by gold sequined panties, over fishnet hose, with high-heeled shiny gold go-go boots, and a floor-length gold sequined cape. And I would not need to be thin or be able to dance particularly well.

This has now superseded my dream of being a Toadie roadie.