Always Moisturize

Moisture is a bit of an obsession for me. I am part amphibian, I drink 1-2 gallons of water every day, and I spend more on moisturizer than should be allowed by law. But I don't have many wrinkles, so it is worth it.

When I went to the hospital for a 5 night stay, I took my toothbrush and my moisturizer. I came home with a 9" scar, but no new wrinkles.

So it should come as no surprise that last night I dreamed that I had died. When they told me I was dead, I replied, "I can't be dead. I don't have my moisturizer." I mean, who wants to be a wrinkled ghost?