Why "Pho Snow"?

He Who Shall Not be Named (aka Bigfoot) has always called me Snow. As in my skin is as white as snow.

Now, after 8 years, he has given me a new name. I told him the meaning of "faux" - fake. A few days later, he said that my new name was "faux" because I have lots of faux items, most noticably a gorgeous faux cheetah coat. When I asked him how to spell it, he said "P-H-O."

I pointed out that "pho" was Vietnamese soup. But the name stuck.

So now I'm Pho Snow. A fake white person. Which is appropriate because he says that I'm more black than he is anyway.